Attention, this is not a drill … I repeat, this is not a drill. Eddie’s at the BAFTAs on Sunday, 16th. Presenting an award.
I fell asleep, and when I woke up the man next to me asked, ‘Excuse me, are you someone important?’ I must have looked confused. He explained: ‘I’m asking because the stewardesses came over and were watching you sleep.’
I fill my sock drawer with Elizabethan and medieval socks from whatever job I’m doing.